Gwyneth Paltrow on her no-panties dress: Everyone went scrambling for a razor

Yesterday’s post about Gwyneth Paltrow’s stunningly tacky dress at the LA premiere of Iron Man 3 was one of our biggest posts of the day. It seems that everybody wants to talk about Goop these days, probably because Gwyneth will NOT SHUT UP and she keeps doing, like, Kim Kardashian-level stunts. I guess I have to give Gwyneth some credit because I didn’t think she still had this kind of famewhoring left in her. I thought she was in London, not eating and refusing to discuss her personal life. Well, that’s over. And she can never go back. I hope she realizes that.

So, in addition to talking about her sad miscarriage, the state of her marriage (which sounds awful), her contradictory and controversial diet talk and flat-out showing us her Goop Butt two nights ago, Gwyneth would like to expose even more. Yes, Gwyneth is now going to talk about whether or not she’s shaved. Gwyneth sat down with Ellen DeGeneres AND Jay Leno yesterday and the talk turned to shaving and showing off her mons.

Gwyneth Paltrow went commando when she walked the red carpet in an Antonio Berardi dress at the Iron Man 3 premiere at the El Capitan Theatre in Hollywood Apr. 24. According to the Oscar winner, the risque gown — which featured sheer panels on the side — was a last-minute decision.

“I kind of had a disaster. I was doing a show and I changed there and I went I couldn’t wear underwear. I don’t think I can tell this story on TV,” the 40-year-old said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show Apr. 26. “Well, let’s just say everyone went scrambling for a razor.”

Paltrow said she was “humiliated” by the bad press the garment generated. A curious DeGeneres then asked, “It was just the side of your leg. . .What is going on with you?”

“I work a ’70s vibe,” Paltrow said coyly. “You know what I mean?”

The Goop goddess was also asked about her daring look during an Apr. 25 appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno. “There was no underwear on in that dress. Yeah, how does that. . .I don’t know,” the flustered mother of two said. “I just sort of put it on and it stayed in place, thank goodness.”

[From Us Weekly]

If the issue ever comes to “everyone went scrambling for a razor,” please, just don’t wear the dress!!! For the love of God. If you have to shave your mons before you wear a certain dress, you shouldn’t be wearing that dress. There really are no exceptions to that rule. That is a rule for every woman, for every occasion. Although I do kind of like (is that the word?) that Gwyneth is a ‘70s girl. I’m assuming that means a full ‘70s style bush. I didn’t know Goop had it in her! Brazilian waxes are for peasants, darling.

Photos courtesy of WENN and Fame/Flynet.

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